I was traveling when Aloette opened, and seeing pictures of the burger made me want to drop everything I was doing and get on the next plane home. I mean, it’s a burger created by one of the best chefs in the city. It’s topped with fried cheese. How could it not be amazing??
Of course, there are different levels of disappointment, and this one was much more mild than the other two: I actually enjoyed the burger at Aloette. But I was expecting my socks to be knocked off. I’m looking down, and yep: there are my socks, firmly on my feet.
The Aloette Burger comes topped with shredded lettuce, pickle, onion, mayo, and the aforementioned Beaufort cheese. The toppings are mostly quite good. When you first look at the burger, the big pile of lettuce seems overdone, but I think the fine shredding makes it look poofier than it actually is. It was just right. The soft bun just barely holds up to the messy burger, but it manages. It’s good.
The cheese was, shockingly, the weakest element. It was good in theory — gooey, with a satisfying cheesy brown crust on its exterior. It was actually quite delicious. But just because something’s delicious doesn’t mean it belongs on a hamburger; it was sharp and assertive, and it completely wiped out all of the hamburger’s other flavours. It would be absolutely amazing in a grilled cheese sandwich, but on a burger it’s all wrong.
The patty didn’t seem to have much of a beefy flavour, but then how can you even tell with that cheese? The bulk of the flavour was a mild bitterness from the slightly burned exterior. The patty mostly had an amazing mahogany-brown crust from the griddle, but there were a few spots that were blackened and bitter.
And while the beef was somewhat juicy, the well done patty was kind of dry. It was also a little bit too finely ground and a bit too tightly packed, resulting in a patty that’s tougher than it should be. When you’re eating a burger and thinking “why is this taking so long to chew?” then you know you’ve got problems.
Still, I’m coming off super negative here, so I should make it clear that I actually quite enjoyed the burger: it was tasty. It has way too many issues to be anything better than just good, but it is good. It’s just not even close to the burger perfection I was hoping for.
As for the fries, they were a bit overcooked (most of them were potato-chip-crunchy, which is a bit much), but otherwise quite tasty. They also came with a tangy dipping sauce that was easily the highlight of the meal.