On Toronto Life’s List of the 25 Best Burgers in the City

29 May

Toronto Life posted its list of the 25 best burgers in the city a couple of weeks ago.  It’s a so-so list that’s mostly acceptable, though it does have a handful of questionable choices (Apache?  Really?).  It’s hard to fault the author of the list, however; I think the mediocrity of the list is, to a large degree, a reflection on Toronto’s still-burgeoning burger scene.

Yes, despite my positive outlook in my Slab Burgers review, things are not all wine and roses in Toronto.

Things are probably no better in any other Canadian city. As ubiquitous as they are, I think burgers are ingrained in the American culture in a way that they’re simply not here in Canada. It seems odd, given how simple they are, but hamburgers are an American food, and we just don’t have the same relationship with them here in Canada that they do in the States.

Don’t get me wrong — I think in the last five years or so, Toronto has moved forward by leaps and bounds when it comes to burgers. But if you look at Toronto Life’s list, there is an abundance of fancy-pants burgers, and it saddens me that most of the best hamburgers in Toronto are apparently made by upscale restaurants. Of course a restaurant with the talent and resources (and the pricing) of a Harbord Room or a Nota Bene is going to be able to make a great burger. That should be a given.

What concerns me is how few burger joints of note there are in the GTA. If you wanted to recommend absolute can’t-miss burger joints to a visitor to our city, what would you recommend? Burger’s Priest, Holy Chuck, and… that’s pretty much it.  There are a lot of good burger joints in the city these days, but very few that are worth going out of your way to try.

Whereas if you go to pretty much any big American city, there are dozens of unassuming diners and burger joints that, if they were to open in Toronto, would immediately be one of the best places in the city (and that serve up burgers that cost something like half of what burger places in Toronto charge). Even American fast food, setting aside the big guys, outshines something like 95% of the burger joints in Toronto — places like In-N-Out, Steak and Shake, Culver’s, Shake Shack, etc., all consistently put out better burgers than almost anywhere in Toronto.

Not to mention the burger styles that go completely unrepresented here. I’m thinking, most notably, of sliders — real sliders. Though the term has pretty much come to mean a small burger, a slider is a very specific (and delicious) way of cooking a burger that is completely lacking in Toronto.

I do, however, think that things are heading in the right direction, and that Torontonians finally seem to realize that a burger can be more than a flavourless puck of meat or an overseasoned meatloaf sandwich that you cram into your mouth when you need something cheap on the go. I think if things continue the way they’re going, maybe in something like five years, Toronto will be able to compete with cities in the States.  But we’re not there yet.

12 Responses to “On Toronto Life’s List of the 25 Best Burgers in the City”

  1. callumeatstoronto May 29, 2012 at 9:58 pm #

    Have you tried Big Chubby Burger in Kensignton Market. Would be interested to see what you think

    • Michael May 29, 2012 at 11:37 pm #

      I haven’t, actually, but it’s definitely on my to-do list. Hopefully I’ll have a review up for that at some point soon.

  2. etienne June 8, 2012 at 12:51 am #

    commenting on your point about sliders. There’ss a new place that recently opened up on the Danforth called BURGER STOMPER GOURMET BURGERS & MILKSHAKE BAR. Has some of the best burgers we’ve had. AND they DO HAVE sliders. All fresh made in house. Their Stompini sliders and Gourmet Sliders. They are deliciousssss!! and they have really good milkshakes too. I think it’s one of the best burger joints in the City.

    • Michael June 9, 2012 at 10:17 am #

      Really? They sell real, no-foolin’ sliders, as described here? Or just mini burgers?

      I have to admit, I’m skeptical that they serve true sliders, but if they do I’ll have to check it out post-haste.

      • etienne June 14, 2012 at 11:04 pm #

        sliders. have a look: http://www.burgerstomperbar.com/menu/
        Thier stompini sliders are realy really good. lots of gooey cheese and carmelized onions mmmmmmmmmmm. They use a special tool to make them, and they sell it there too. Got one for father’s day present.

      • etienne June 14, 2012 at 11:07 pm #

        they got another really good review you might want to chek out http://callumeatstoronto.wordpress.com/2012/06/13/burger-stomper-gourmet-burger-milkshake-bar/.

      • Michael June 20, 2012 at 6:46 pm #

        I’m told by someone who has tried real, American sliders that the “sliders” they sell at Burger Stomper are good, but not true sliders — merely mini burgers.

        The search continues.

  3. Christina November 13, 2012 at 10:13 am #

    i’m not really sure what a “true” slider is but “Slider Revolution” on the danforth at pape is pretty fantastic. their bulgogi slider. dear lord.

  4. John Fills December 16, 2012 at 3:20 pm #

    Just read the article. I went to a place called Sliders on my way home in etobicoke. Delicious! These are the real deal sliders. Be warned their filling

  5. Payne Hwang January 10, 2013 at 1:17 pm #

    If you’re ever up in Scarborough,

    you should come to a place called The Real McCoy’s. Get the HomeBurger, it’s pretty darned good.

  6. Bruce Domingez January 13, 2013 at 8:00 pm #

    Royal Meats Barbeque all the way, its not just about the burgers

  7. omroslak May 22, 2015 at 11:13 am #

    I’m curious to know if you’re going to review the ones on the Toronto Life list that are not yet reviewed on your blog (great blog, btw).

    A friend of mine and I tried all 25 (well, all those that were still around). I was quite taken with the white cheddar burger at Drift Bar. You should check it out.

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