Brown Bag Sandwiches

7 May


Location: 377 Church Street, Toronto
Website: http://www.brownbagsandwiches.ca/

Some Eastern philosophies state that there should always be balance; if there is good in the world, there must be bad to balance it out.  So it goes, then, that if a burger joint as delicious as Holy Chuck or The Burger’s Priest exists, there must also exist a place that is as bad as those restaurants are good.  Enter Brown Bag Sandwiches.

No, this is not a dedicated burger joint.  It is a sandwich shop — however, they do have a kitchen and a griddle and all of the tools they would need to make a delicious burger, so I don’t think it’s unreasonable for me to expect something halfway decent.  Moreover, the hamburger is the first item on the menu, so it’s clearly not something that only exists to pad out their selection.  It’s front-and-centre, and therefore fair game for scrutiny.  And scrutinize I shall.

I got the burger as a combo with a can of soda and a very generous order of fries, and it came up to about ten bucks, so it’s reasonably priced.

I ordered my combo, waited a few minutes for the burger to be ready (there are a handful of tables in the small restaurant for those who want to eat in), then asked for my hamburger to be topped with pickles, tomato, and chipotle mayo.

The burger is oblong, presumably to accommodate their choice of bread.  It’s a little bit unorthodox, but I suppose that there is no rule that says a hamburger must be round.

You’ve no doubt gathered as much from the opening of this review, but this was not a good hamburger.  In fact, I would say that it was a terrible hamburger.  I’m not even sure that I need to write this review; if a picture is worth a thousand words, then I believe that the picture above communicates all that needs to be said about this burger.  It looks gross, to put it bluntly, and it tasted just as bad as it looks.

It’s a meatloaf burger.  Though this isn’t my favourite style of hamburger, I have no problem recognizing a good meatloaf burger when I see one.  Again, this was not a good burger.  For one thing, it was way overcooked, and the too-lean, impossibly dense beef was egregiously dry.  Sucks-the-moisture-out-of-your-mouth dry. Sahara Desert dry.  Dry.

Even by the standards of a meatloaf burger it was overseasoned, obliterating whatever beefy flavour the meat might have once had.  Then there was the very crusty, toasted bun; this might work okay in some of their other sandwiches, but it was wildly inappropriate as a hamburger bun.  It was completely overwhelming and far too substantial for the task at hand.

Any flavour that the chipotle mayonnaise might have had was annihilated by the strong patty, so I can’t speak to its success as a condiment.  The tomato and pickles were fine.

The burger actually reminded me a lot of the hamburger I had at BBQ Express. This is not a flattering comparison, to put it mildly.  I should also note that my dining companion had the fried chicken sandwich and was similarly unimpressed, so the quality of the food (or lack thereof) was not restricted to the hamburger.

The one redeeming quality of the meal were the French fries.   Though they were a tad overcooked, they were crispy, well-seasoned and delicious.  They came with a side  of ketchup, which they make in-house, and which was pretty fantastic.  Bright and tomatoey, and far less sweet than typical ketchup, it proved to be surprisingly addictive when combined with the above-average fries.

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One Response to “Brown Bag Sandwiches”

  1. budgetbabecanada May 11, 2012 at 9:47 pm #

    You are quite the skilled writer: pith, brevity, articulateness – you excel at it all. I hope that talent is going to good use in your day job! If not, someone needs to hire you :)

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